January 2, 2015
Well Hello out there in cyberland! Gert here wishing all my cyber friends and family a Happy New Year! Well, folks here in Post City things have quieted down after the wonderful Christmas festivities. Never fear though things promise to liven up here in the near future. The weather has been colder than a penguin’s pecker if you’ll forgive me for saying so. Everyone seems to be staying in and hunkering down waiting for this cold to pass.
Things here the Gazette have also taken on a slower pace this week, for one thing, we had a great love story lined up for all you cyber savvy friends. Well as luck would have it she got a cruise for Christmas and took off with her true love before this news girl could get to her. She is off to Puerto Rico folks and I don’t expect to get my story until she returns in two weeks. Have fun Beth and call Gertie soon as you get back.
Sheriff’s Office Seeks Assistance from the Post Online Garage Sale Facebook page.
Citizens of Post City beware of a Pervert running around our fair city trying to abduct young girls. According to my source (post online garage sale Facebook page) our local sheriffs office has ask for all our help in apprehending a PERVERT! People this man is dangerous and was spotted on 10th and L trying to pick up a child. Would you believe Jane Lindsay lives right there. Well as you all know Gertie knows Jane real well ( she is our staff photographer) and I spoke with her. She said she saw the Sheriff had someone pulled over right in front of her apartment but they let him go in the end. This man is described as a 30 to 40 year old Latino male, driving a silver car. If you see this person call the sheriff and get away from him.
Mr. Pervert as far as I can see you have a couple of options. One is to turn yourself in and do the right thing; go to prison! The other option Gertie feels is even better is find a deserted 5-story building go to the top jump! Or do us all a favor and end your miserable existence on this earth in anyway that does not cause harm or leave an unfair mess for any of us to clean up. What ever you decide Mr. Pervert know here in Post City we are watching you and you best get out of town before some good ole boy opens up a can of whoop ass you! Calling all Good Ole Boys!
Well folks stay tuned for more in the coming days, I plan on expanding the Gazette to offer other good stuff.
For this new year make a goal to love yourself and others! Practice kindness on a daily basis and don’t be or hang out with a holes.
Chow Gert